11/27/10

Hey I have an Idea!

Let's take about a thousand women,
Line them up outside in the freezing cold on Black Friday.
Wait until the store SHOULD be opening.
Then step outside and lecture them all on how to buy fabric.
(I'm here at 6:00 am with a bunch of crazy ladies, fabric crazy ladies, We know how it works,)
Now arm them all with free scissors.

Maybe it's because I work in a treatment center and have compulsive tendencies when it comes to scissors but it blows my mind that no one got hurt.

1 comment:

Zeb, Hilary, & Camden said...

Ha, ha, ha! I love it! Especially the part about the scissors! Classic. Your posts always make me laugh :)